shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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