cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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