i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
This baby is an asshole
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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