just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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