He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You have to summon your inner elephant
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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