The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
two words...techno handjob
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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