We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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