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I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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