I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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