Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
i think i have two assholes
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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