I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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