She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
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Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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