i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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