No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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