what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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