I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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