just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
is it fun? or sober?
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