My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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