Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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