We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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