I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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Your cock deserves a montage
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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