No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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