Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
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I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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