Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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