i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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