There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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