I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Moan for me like Helen Keller
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
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the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
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