i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
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how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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