look no pants
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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