Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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