so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
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there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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