I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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