Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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