we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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