is your mom at the bar?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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