i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Dick very happy bro
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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