woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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