Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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