He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
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I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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