Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
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Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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