I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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