taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
i believe in u and ur pee
How naked do you want me to be?
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