Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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