I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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