Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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