id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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