A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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