She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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