its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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