I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I touched a dick in church today
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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